Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
(Source: disneysdaily, via ferg-theaquaticmarineanimal)
when your mom tells you to do the dishes
When you hit refresh and your follower count goes up
saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away
*uses snapchat text bar to cover pimple*